Crybaby

Baby’s cry. Oh boy, do they. I often check to make sure I didn’t fracture his little leg in seven places when changing his diaper. All the while I’m screaming and

Her water broke

“Honey, I think my water broke!” “ehhh, okay….and now?!” “We wait for contractions I guess..”   Thus begins, in a slightly less hectic manner than I’d imagined, the start of