Don’t worry, I didn’t accidentally infect little Milan with the rage virus. I just love a bit of plagiarism. Also, it’s been roughly 28 days since I last updated you
If you’re a restless guy like me, you probably want to know the exact reason for every tear your baby cries. Doubly so if he cries for over an hour straight.
Succesfully putting your baby to bed in a state of unconsciousness (I had to google that), is one of the great joys of my new life. I imagine it feels
So, first week’s over. My little piss fountain is over 10 days old and even though we’re routinely covered in his feces, we still love the little twerp. Sadly, contrary
Baby’s cry. Oh boy, do they. I often check to make sure I didn’t fracture his little leg in seven places when changing his diaper. All the while I’m screaming and
After witnessing your newborn son escaping the clutches of your girlfriends vagina like a raging seamonster you suddenly understand all sayings about giving birth being hard. Despite the sage advice our hypnobirthing
“Honey, I think my water broke!” “ehhh, okay….and now?!” “We wait for contractions I guess..” Thus begins, in a slightly less hectic manner than I’d imagined, the start of
Let me start of by apologizing for the extremely corny wordplay in the title. I just thought it was brilliant, so bite me. Over the course of my girlfriend Linda’s